Stand back, I am a professional

Something someone says to reassure themselves that they can do the job. Most commonly used when the person has no idea what they are doing.

Stand back, I am a professional miss. *She steps away from the outlet*

by theHPninja May 16, 2010

I Am Back

Referring to the the previous absence of ones self and the present attendance of ones self in a present situation.

Hey guys, I am back! Let's get this started!

by ViceWiseman March 24, 2010

I am not gay

Gay code for "I am gay."

Stephen Colbert "Are you gay Larry?" Larry King- "No! I am not gay." Stephen Colbert - "Loud and clear!"

by Alex. P October 30, 2007

iamjaystation

A horrible fucking human piece of trash who exploits someone else's death and uses it to their advantage to get attention, money, and views.

"I hope youtube does something about iamjaystation."

by leen2k June 27, 2019

i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019

i_am_a_duckhead

A funny youtuber that uses text-to-speech and is mostly known for their series "Reacting to sans fangirls" which is basically the emoticon :V reacting to 7-year-old-girls who are "in love" with the infamous Undertale character, Sans the skeleton. They have 213K subscribers on YouTube and have a subreddit based about them.

human being 1: Hey, have you seen i_am_a_duckhead 's newest video?
human being 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.

by JCexists November 3, 2020

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*

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