hypocrite

someone who calls out someone for doing something stupid to them or just something stupid in general. but then they go ahead and do it in the future

V : Why are you all up on my boyfriend for. I thought you were my best friend
K : him and ive been friends for almost 3 years. just because u guys are dating doesn't mean him and I cant be best friends anymore.
V : well you shouldn't be that close with him anymore. what kind of best friend does that to her best friend
*2 years later*
V is hella close with K's BF. she takes pictures on his back and even invites him to her house. she calls him bae even when K and him are still dating. they facetime even more than K and her Bf. basically she acts like they are dating. V basically called K out in front of the whole school just for hanging out with her bf which was her best friend for 3 years. but then 2 years later V is all up on K's bf and the thing is V and K's bf weren't "best friends" until after K and her bf got together (idk if that made sense but yeah) basically V is being a hypocrite

by um..k February 14, 2015

Hypocristmas

The time of the year when people who do not practice the christian religion celebrate the Christmas religious holiday.

Merry hypocristmas to you!

by The dormouse November 3, 2016

Hypocrite

A person that complains about an action, or verb, that the person does, too.

Person A: Stop spamming!
Person B: Calm down, damn hypocrite. You spam, too, so, you're even.

by xSlxshii April 12, 2017

Hypocrite

Louise. A lowlife, pile of shit person.

Omg, do u see what type of hypocrite she is. Ugh She's being such a lousie

by Stary July 13, 2017

hypocrite

a person who says or tells you not to do something but does it themselves

“taylor is such a hypocrite. she told me to shut up and kept on talking!”

by _hannah December 31, 2017

Hypocrite

A person who tells off someone for doing something, only to do that same thing

A hypocrite is a person who tells you off and does what you did , and does it just to make themselves look better

by Chikenwingporkfriedrice May 26, 2018

Hypocrite game

Relatively new game, came out after lil peeps death. Can be a sexual game but most commonly played by teens. The person who initiated the game hurts the other person any way they like, then has to do the same thing back to themselves. (Usually starts with a slap or light punch.) The next round the other person goes first and hurts the initiator, then themself the exact same way.
The hypocrite can’t take the pain and p**sys out. The hypocrite usually has to eat something, or do something for the winner.

Sometimes the game starts with people hurting themself, then the other person but only real psychos play that game. I’ve heard that game called “crybaby”. After lil peep.

Initiator: Would you like play the new hypocrite game? If you accept, looser does both our homework.

by Sadboysclub December 14, 2018