Taos hummer

When you receive a mysterious blowjob with no discernible source, which cannot be explained by science.

Dude, I think got a blowjob last night but my girlfriend wasn't even around." "Man, you just got a Taos hummer.

by McGravin March 3, 2011

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017

Electric hummer

You get aluminum foil, take a size appropriate sheet, wrap it snugly around your penis. Let your partner take it on their mouth and human as loud as they can! The vibration from the hum in turn vibrates the entire sheet of foil, eliciting the feeling of electricity running over your penis. Electric Hummer.

Lets get the foil baby, you can give me an electric hummer tonight.

by SortItOutKaren December 17, 2018

eggy hummer

It's the fart that keeps on giving..... you know it's deadly stench is settling into your pores - but!!! - you are transfixed, unable to move, discombobulated and a dead ringer for Rietel OOvergaang. Nope, never heard of him either.

Who did the Eggy Hummer?
Me.
That solves that then! No wonder they call me the the Worlds greatest question asker! Huzzoid!

by DJBladdered December 20, 2009

helmet hummer

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

Golden Hummer

When recieving a blowjob you tell your significant other that you are about to cum, but instead you pee in her mouth. While pissing in her mouth the male must scream, "Thy golden hummer!." The female must sing, "The One," by Shania Twain

"Yea i gave my girl the Golden Hummer last night, she was guzzling my wee-wee juice."

by eph0889420 June 28, 2008

Hanukkah Hummer

Hanukkah Hummer - A "hummer" or blowjob given on the evening of Hanukkah. If you're lucky you'll get a Hanukkah Hummer every night for eight days!!!

Mordechai: Hey Moischel, what did you get for Hanukkah tonight?
Moischel: A Hanukkah Hummer of course!

by Unix Lord December 17, 2006