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Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.
"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"
by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019
mugGet the Cum Hummug.

hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through
First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!
by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017
mugGet the hum jackermug.

Humming Maven

1. The action in which one person takes a popsicle and inserts it in another person's armpit and moves it in a circular motion.
2. A person whom hums when frustrated.
1. When I recieved my first humming maven I was very alarmed.
by DogAteMyUsername March 21, 2010
mugGet the Humming Mavenmug.

Hum da Pum

An individual who annoys everyone within a 10 mile radius of him and is unable to understand basic human communication skills
Hum da pum is such a pum
by qawsed69 October 22, 2020
mugGet the Hum da Pummug.

hum

slang for “hummus
yo dip that chip in some hum
by y2ksugarboo November 29, 2023
mugGet the hummug.

Hum

Guy: *Farts*
Me:HUM!
Guy: what?
Me: YOU STANK!
by GrandmaSherry October 8, 2018
mugGet the Hummug.

hum hole

- A vagina that go brrrr
by anonymous May 19, 2023
mugGet the hum holemug.

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