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Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.
"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"
by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019
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hum yum boom bum

A hum yum boom bum is when food or a drink is very yummy
THIS CHICKEN NUGGET IS HUM YUM BOOM BUM! defined by the love for a flavor of a certain food.
by fatty boom ba laddy May 28, 2024
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Hum Bumbler

A hum bumbler is the person at the party who is too drunk to sing the song, so they just hum it. Also they take it in the ass, wherein, bumbler becomes involved. SEE muff diver
Look'it that dumbass hum bumbler over there in the corner hummin' to himself. He must take it in the ass.
by loggy249 October 11, 2011
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Hum

by Jonny Louis September 1, 2021
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low shit hum

A band from the 80s that only a few people know about. They were great, so much substance in their music. A lot of people don't know about them, so you can't get frustrated when you try to explain their greatest hits and no one takes you seriously. Just Keep Calm and Low Shit Hum.
Neil: "Ugh, you guys, we are just bonding over our love for Low Shit Hum, have ya heard them before?"
Gene: "no."
*Neil makes a face of disgust*
Carole: "Don't worry Neil, just keep calm and Low Shit Hum"
by kewlc92 December 20, 2018
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the hum of reptiles

What comes out of politician's mouths
I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.
by afsmist December 4, 2017
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Hum

Guy: *Farts*
Me:HUM!
Guy: what?
Me: YOU STANK!
by GrandmaSherry October 8, 2018
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