Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.

"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"

by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010

Hoof

To make a fist with your foot

My hoof is brutal

by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

Hoof

Something or someone that is very cool, and or chill. Laid back, but also unique and particularly out of the ordinary.
A person can also be Hoofing, Hoofed-out, getting Hoofed or off their Hoof.

A thing or person can be Hoof, Hoofed, The Hoof, Hoofy, or Hoofington the Third.
A place or space can be On Hoof, Off the Hoof, Hoofing, or Hooftown.

I got to the party at 1:30 am and it was Off the Hoof! Maddie had her teats out and was tearing up the D floor! Her dance moves were Hoof as F

We left after the party had Hoofed out, our uberdriver was Hoofington the Third, cuz he let us play some hoof tunes on the ride home.

by Veronika Van Cartier July 20, 2024

hoof doof

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.

Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022

mature hoof

An old aged vagina

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.

by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017

Hoof Mut

A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.

“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”

by Lou Slips October 28, 2023