Hoemade

1. n. A scrared person, a punk ass mark.

2. n. A soft ass punk thats scrarred to fight, ride, ect.

Man, fuck Jared that hoemade ass nigga ain't gonna do shit.

by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009

Hola

Someone trying to spell "holla" but can't.

Missy: "Man this it my type of place, holla" (pointing at sign that reads "hola")
Jessica: "Girl that's hola."

by xlogicxbitches November 13, 2010

Holga

An over-rated camera used mostly by hipsters. To produce "insta-art" which is usually complete rubbish.

taking an under-exposed, out of focus photo of my friends with my holga is sooo deep and meaningful man.

by dr kookyluss March 29, 2009

Hoemance

A word invented by Gretal Killeen on Rove. An equivilant of a bromance, including two girls who share a sisterly, non-romantic love.

Jessica: Those girls are like sisters, I wish I could have a hoemance like that with my friends.

by Lauren shyaaa ! June 5, 2009

Hogman

An unattractive man who relentlessly pursues a woman who is out of his league and has made her lack of interest obvious. A hogman may create an imaginary relationship with a woman.

The hogman harassed Jane to such an extent that she was forced to put out a restraining order against him.

by Santosha March 5, 2009

Hoemance

When 2 slutty people are attracted to each other for purely physical reasons, but aren't actually in a relationship.

Kerry: Hey Alice, have you seen those 2 on Facebook? They're always flirting...

Alice: Yeah, they're so slutty though! I reckon they must be in a hoemance.

by ALICEHARRIS July 9, 2011

Holap

Holap is a way to say Hola Pendejos without anyone noticing. Pendejos is like saying assholes or dumbasses.

Holap como están
Hello assholes, how are you

by Diegastic01 May 25, 2015