Jewish Holiday

You tried to kill us, we won, so lets eat

hanukkah, passover, rosh hashannah, purim, shabbat, and all the rest i forgot to mention

by jewness April 24, 2005

Serbian Holiday

A day free from work that a Serb must have to visit his family or relatives in county jail, local mental hospital, lunatic asylum, subhuman mental institution etc,

SmellyChetno: Boss, i need a weekend a off for my Serbian Holiday, I wanna go to Holland.

BloodyAlbo: Why would u wanna go to Amsterdam & do drugs, shagg prostittues, while you can do that in your enclave of Grachanica?

SmellyChetno: No man, I have to go visit my family in Hague War Crimes Tribunal.

by Ramush"Rambo"Haradini January 6, 2011

holiday rambler

After receiving oral sex from a female the man ejaculates into a glass of eggnog which the female will then drink.

Hey Suzy did you enjoy your holiday rambler?

by Goldy_5 April 25, 2011

holiday friends

friends with whom your entire social interaction is based on seeing them at special occasions.

I don't remember the last time I saw Jessica. I think it was on Fat Tuesday, or wait, was it on Memorial Day? Nah, maybe it was New Years? I'm not sure, maybe all of them, I guess we're holiday friends.

by Philosophistry February 21, 2010

Polish Holiday

A day at work when the boss/supervisor is at home or absent.

Tom: My good co-worker friend Nick, did you hear? The Boss isn't coming in today!
Nick: Sweet. Polish Holiday!

Ken: Break out the Kielbasa and Pierogies

by tdood August 18, 2009

holiday squeezin

noun. Constipation from excessive overeating during Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, etc. celebrations. Most frequently used as a phrase: "it's the holiday squeezin". Pun on popular holiday song.

Hours of turkey feasting with family led to me stuck in the bathroom; my mother became worried, but my brother reassured her that it was merely the holiday squeezin.

by Ralph Wilkerson December 26, 2004

happy holidays

A phrase made by stupid people trying to be politicly correct, which drives a further gap between races, and religions, classes, etc.

"Happy Holidays" banners in stores should be changed, into a different banner for every holiday. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Hanukka!" "Joyus Kwanzaa!" "Have a Rockin' Ramadon!", and whatever else I may be forgetting

by Fantastic Dan December 28, 2005