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High School

Unlike another definition said, high school punks are quite different from anarchists. They're immature whiney brats who buy into the corporations, just like all the other highschoolers, but like to think they're different. Highschool is a hell-hole filled with a million worthless losers, jamming into desks that are too small.
Punk 1: "Man, those preps are so dumb! Lets go listen to our "punk" music now, and think that we're deep, while trying pathetically hard tio stand out!"

Me:"Fuck off, you pathetic loser. I feel sorry for our poor, future society."
by Lizzeh March 3, 2005
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High School

Pretty much a day care for teenagers. You dont accomplish anything in high school except getting a piece of paper that society says you have to have.

Where, apparently they think your going to become some kind of mathematical who is also a rocket scientist and a English scholar that knows 2 languages. 99.99% of teenagers in high school dont learn anything they memorize things for quizzes. Technically High School is why almost half of the teens that do kill them selves (bullying) do it. Half of teenagers at high school love the pop culture while the other half are pissed off and want to kill everything.
Mom - what did you learn today?

High School student- ... nothing.
by Cody241 May 18, 2011
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High School

A cynical hellhole overrun by stupid cheerleaders and football players. It is required in the U.S. for all students ages 14-18. As each person goes through this, they are given a stereotype and are expected to follow it perfectly or risk being called an "outcast". Some stereotypes include, but are not limited too: Jock, Cheerleader, Drama Geek, Band Geek, Blonde, Nerd, etc. Each student's goal is to make everyone else feel inferior to themselves through the means of cliques, exclusive parties, and such. All students also have to deal with bitchy adults called "teachers" who make sure each student comes back by giving them 3 hours of homework a night to be completed for the next day. Resulting in late-night homework marathons fueled by "Red Bull" and "Monsters". The main goal of high school is to make everyone feel shitty about themselves, teach them their places in society, and haunt them long afterwards about it. High School lasts for 4 years.
Male 1: My mom was prom queen in high school
Male 2: Yeah, i also remember that she was a cum dumpster
Male 1: At least she was popular
Male 2: Don't you ever say anything about that to me again. You know my dad was a drama geek
Male 1: Fine. Can you at least get another 10 pack of Red Bull? We're gonna need another two crates if we wanna finish this Honors History report for tomorrow.
Male: I love finishing reports at 3 am like this.
by Eticket15 December 1, 2011
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High School

Protips to the future freshmen out there: Stick with your friends. Get a huge group of your familiars going and talk with your friends as much as possible.

Now, study your ass off and make sure to pick the right electives. Socialize, stay clean and yeah.

Finally, you've made it to 10th! 9th was surely a hellhole of a year huh? Well then, 10th won't be as dramatic. Make sure to get your Liscence and keep on top with your grades.

Hm, 10th wasn't so bad huh? Welcome to 11th. Enjoy your leisure time? Not anymore, because now you have to work twice as hard!

12th now huh dude? Yeah, you've passed 11th legit! I'm proud of you dude, 12 is a blast. No more hard work! Well you still have to do some work but still.
High School sucks unless you have friends and finding the right group can be a pain in the ass.
by Douchebag82 November 11, 2011
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High school

High School

A place where adults think they are sending their children to get an education to prepare them for life. In reality, a place where many teenagers go to take unnecessary classes that they won't remember the information taught when they settle into the " real world."

A place where teenagers go to try and convince everybody else that they are " cool"
"Dude what'd you learn in high school back in the day?"

" I learned things I never used after that class like graphing a quadratic function."

" Did you learn important things like learning to pay your bills or taxes, or something relating to your major."

" nah man."
by Alanna_3 October 17, 2016
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high school

there are many posers and preppy girls who wear juicy couture sweatshirts and tight jeans and stuff the bras which they can't even fill out. These preppy girls often post on their facebook statuses "zoooooted" or "outtt too q loungeee tonighhht w/ the girlss" and tyyyppee liiiike thiiis. they are little ass fuckers that take sluty facebook pictures with tight sweats that show off their ass and tank tops to try and make their boobs look bigger, sure they're fucking hot and any guy would like to fuck them but their idiots. they most likely dye their hair a different color in the back and the preppy girls- scratch that EVERY girl has at least 1 pair of uggs. they always get hugs from guys who always touch their flat stomach and try to go lower on their flat asses. and most likely try to touch their boobs and then the girls make a big deal out of it but seriously their double a cups. the staff can suck it everyone is a bitch !
you try to dull your senses and try to filter out what every dumbass is saying about whoever. most likely preps go clubbing- in teen clubs and think theyre cool bc of it, but its pretty fucking gay- nathan lane gay. you might like those catfights and those rumers spread around and you might hate watching that hot guy get that hot girl, but sure sure there might be somewhere deep down inside you, deep deep down- at the bottom of your foot- you gotta love high school.

But seriously get a grip high school is a

PAINFUL FUCK IN THE ASS.
UGH high school sucks hugh heffners dick.
by wtffffffffffff? a nago suck it December 6, 2009
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