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Hermès

A high end french designer brand know for their expensive silk scarf, among other accoutrements. Favored by Queen Elizabeth II, Sharon Stone, Hillary Clinton, and Madonna.
That dude in the club's wearing Hermès muct be rich, I'm going to try to hook up with him.
by the_man August 25, 2006
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happy horseshit

"Happy horseshit" is a phrase that describes news releases, speeches and other official language often produced by public relations people that puts the best possible - if often unrealistic - spin on a particular subject. A great deal of happy horseshit is often served up at political rallies, awards ceremonies, and in government and corporate communications in general.
President Bush informed the nation that America was on course to achieve its objectives in Iraq, though most of the viewing public assumed the statement was happy horseshit.
by Jay Holden July 21, 2008
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Disposable Heroes

Noun. A stoner term for condems, hence the Metallica reference
Yo bro, she's gonna Ride my Lightning, time to put on Disposable Heroes
by KingHarryOfSpain December 31, 2011
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happy horseshit

Noun: Sentimental nonsense. A way of thinking that is dominated by pleasant generalities. Official double-talk.
Giving valentine's day cards to all your fellow employees is just a lot of happy horseshit!
by Clement Sledge April 16, 2006
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Grindr herpes

Sores and bruises one gets on their thumbs and fingers from too much typing on Grindr and other location-based applications designed for gay men to hook up.
Dude, I have Grindr herpes on my thumbs and I didn't even get laid.
by The Pop Sucker January 2, 2011
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Hotpocket Herpes

when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes
Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!
by Emobubbles August 18, 2010
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hose down the horses

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.
Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"
by frenzical July 7, 2009
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