heinrich excuse

when you cant get called into work becauce your drunk!

Ive been drinking all day again.So i cant make it to work. so i am using the heinrich excuse

by notme111 August 2, 2010

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henny penny

A woman who is a caricature of conservative femininity, seeing the world entirely in pink and blue, desperate to never be remotely near anything unfeminine, particularly things that might make her appear as anything but completely fragile. Such a woman tends to behave and present herself in mannerisms, dress, grooming, and hobbies almost as an elderly woman long before she reaches old age.

She’s such a henny penny, that being with her is like having to be with my grandmother.

by Arche Logos June 7, 2019

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heinous

word used by marine recruits to describe something totally awful, such as IT (intensive training)

I had to do two hours of IT today! It was heinous!

by PBendJ May 9, 2006

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heineken

A very tasty beer brewed in Holland. Unfortunately this brand of beer has become the "beer of choice" for douche bags all around the USA. This popularity with the douches tends to discourage some people from enjoying it due to the fear of being labeled as a douche bag. It is grossly unappreciated and has been given a bad name due to DB usage.

John: Hey what's your favorite beer?
Alex: Well I think Heineken is a great beer, but i try not to drink it around other people
John: Why not?
Alex: Because every douche bag in the world drinks like a pussy and they pretend to like it. I don't want to be labeled as a DB so i try not to drink Heineken in public
John: Those fucking douche bags ruin everything
Alex: I know; i'll have a double Johnnie Walker Black, Neat

by ACredibleSource2 June 12, 2009

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