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Heavy Machinery

hev-ee muh-shee-nuh-ree

The highest form of tool, given to those who exceed the status of tool,power tool,tool bag, tool box, and Home Depot. Having no mind of there own,following everything and anyone to try and fit in. Said machinery is completley aware of their status but continues to be used.
i.e Going bag shopping with a girl you have no chance with
and paying
Person #1: You see that guy in The Gap
Person#2: There's some Heavy Machinery over there
Heavy Machinery by pijilip October 31, 2010

heavy under water 

attractive female with a disproportianately large rear end
She's not a bad looker just kind of heavy under water though
heavy under water by GlennieB August 25, 2008

Heavy Metal Salad

A wrecked car that has alot of damage. Usually only used for bad to extreme cases of a wreck.
Cody's car is now a heavy metal salad

heavy hair 

When people try to convey a sense of sympathy (most likely insincere) by leaning their head as if their hair's weight is too much.
Ugh. When I got laid off, all my coworkers approached me with heavy hair.
heavy hair by NerdAboutTown April 24, 2010

Heavy Hotties 

Beefy babes who got it goin' on from the neck up!!
Damn yo! I was watchin the E! lastnight, and there be some Heavy Hotties on that shit! I'm talking Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Coolidge, Nikki Blonsky...all that phat ass!

heavy sleeper 

Sleep through a lot of noise
She's a heavy sleeper because she can sleep while the loud music is playing
heavy sleeper by Edat310 May 18, 2018