Hulda

Hulda is literally the definition of beauty, she id adorable, beautiful, breathtaking, cute, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, stylish, stunning, hawt, precious, delightful, eye catching, sexy and astounding. And all of this is a fact.

"i wish I was like hulda, a goddess of beauty"

by Shaun Morningstar June 27, 2020

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

by CarridesthroughAZ September 5, 2012

homo sex haul

a typo but also a youtube video where a person describes all of the recent gay sex they have had.

Did you see Sarah Croce's most recent homo sex haul?

by brooms January 14, 2016

mexican u-haul

a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.

hey look at that mexican U-Haul two lanes over!

by everyonesgrudge August 3, 2008

haul

To exceed the entertainment level beyond the point of overdosing on adrenaline.

"Dude! you hauled that sign. Never seen a deer haul as a weapon"

by Eli Dames August 19, 2007

haul your ashes

To have some one give you an orgasm. To have sex with some one whether it be hetero or homosexual with deep abandon. Usually casual sex but wild, hot monkey sex.

Peter - Dude, you remember that hot chick at the bar last night?

Dick - Man, she looked hot! Did she haul your ashes?

Peter - You know it!

by Peter Gazinya June 1, 2010

Haul

To smoke a cigarette, cigar, pipe, joint, etc., very quickly, often greedily and with apparent pleasure.

I love to haul on two Marlboros at a time...it makes a great buzz.

by GreatNimrod October 20, 2010