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farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.
It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Harvester

Harvester is an all around cool dude who you can always rely on for the best memes.
"Whoa, check our Harvester. Sweet memes."
by MrCreepyBoss November 23, 2021
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Harvest Plop

Harvesting a green shit that has been borroughing for a few weeks
"why weren't you at the party last night man?"

"I was busing takin a mean harvest plop for a few hours, I guess I lost track of time."
by Glovemonkey June 9, 2003
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meat harvester

a .357 ruger Blackhawk single shot revolver. used to kill anything.
hey nate go grab the meat harvester and shoot that coon.
by penis boy`11234 August 25, 2013
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Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon unsuspectingly from in between their legs.
That bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!
by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 19, 2017
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Harvest Moon Acres

Harvest Moon Acres is a family owned family fun center located in Michigan. It is an amazing place and everyone that works there is amazing, and always happy. The environment of the place is very family friendly it is just an overall happy place! My older sisters kids love it there and we go back every year. I definitely recommend you visiting it if you live nearby.
The whole family loves Harvest Moon Acres
by Anastasia Hartte August 16, 2019
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Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.
Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.
by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022
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