To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.

Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.

by joepillowpants February 23, 2011

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textual harassing

To irritate or torment persistently via text messaging.

This guy keeps "textual harassing" me, I wish he would leave me alone!!

by Renfrow October 14, 2008

textual harassment

Derived from a combination of texting and sexual harassment, the term refers to the act of unrelentingly sending volumes of text messages that are neither relevant nor desired. Textual harassers can include, but are not limited to: creepy admirers who got your number from someone, immature friends who send you toilet-humor mass texts, or your friends with unlimited-texting capability when they are intensely bored for long periods of time.

- "This girl from my class keeps sending me the most random texts. Even if I don't respond, she keeps texting me."

- "That's rough. Tell her you're going to sue her for textual harassment, and the fine will be your outrageous bill."

by mileshigh January 21, 2009

Erotic roleplay harassment

A form of sexual harassment that involves forcing someone into erotic/fetish roleplay without their consent or against their will. Usually happens on the internet and in chatrooms or livestreams.

Cole: *grabs your butt*
Anna: ugh just stop
Cole: *cums on your mouth*
Steven: @Cole You've done this way too much in the chat. Stop doing this to her or I'm permabanning you and reporting you for erotic roleplay harassment.

by Mr Laiuo August 30, 2017

Textual Harassment

Mass unwanted texts, most often lame jokes.

Friend texting you: What did the mama buffalo say to her baby buffalo when she dropped him off at school? Bison!

This is followed by more jokes, nasty pictures, etc.

You: OMG my inbox is loaded with lame jokes, I wish my friends would stop all this textual harassment.

by JimminySmidey June 8, 2009

Harassment

Harassment is not your ex friends talking or texting to you other ex friends. Harassment is what Roger Ailes did to Megyn Kelly, you try to have sex someone with out consent or if you come by someone's house when your NOT WELCOMED to come here. BTW, Saying your not welcome to come here is not saying I'm threatening to kill you in a round bout way dumbass

That is real Harassment

by you better a wanna be! be you! November 5, 2016