Hanging Wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is suspended by their underwear, which usually causes the undies to rip very quickly. Sometimes, however, the underwear are strong enough to keep the victim suspended, causing intense pain in the crotch and butt.

I was walking back to my dorm after my last class of the day when a guy jumped me. He dragged me to a park, when I recognized him as a guy who used to bully me in high school. He reached into the back of my pants and gave me a wedgie. “Tighty-whities? I shouldn’t be surprised,” he said, continuing to yank my undies up my butt. He pulled my pants down, exposing my butt cheeks. I was in shock, so all I could to was squirm and whimper as he kept pulling. Eventually, he got bored and left me in a painful hanging wedgie on the playground equipment. My briefs didn’t rip for hours, so I was stuck up there, crying from the pain. That was the first of many hanging wedgies I would receive.

by broncos502 June 8, 2023

Hange zoe

Mommy/daddy/non gender descriptive parental figure

"wow Hange zoe is even hotter than your mom"

by 6feetinyourmom November 14, 2021

hanging high

When you wake up the next morning after being baked and you still feel slightly high

Bro I smoked so much dope last night that I had a hanging high the whole next day.

by RealG21 February 11, 2018

Lampshade Hanging

To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.

"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'

Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."

by Tekwerk September 6, 2010

Hang and Bang

a term used to describe a relationship between 2 people in which you hang out and bang out, but are not dating.

"Is Harry your boyfriend?" -"No, he's my hang and bang." (or "No, we're just hang and bangs")

by TessTickle March 8, 2010

Hang Time

The amount of hair left 'hanging' off the scalp after a cornrow.

That guy doesn't have NO hang time!

by LoLo December 13, 2004

Hanging Crumpet

When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed

"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."

by bakedlays5447 July 12, 2009