Hairy Hound

V: The act of fucking someone up the ass and spitting on his or her back. Then when they turn around you blow your load in their face and show them your pubes while howling.
N: A fluffy dog.

Jordan Hairy Hounded Amanda

by Frank Sinatra February 19, 2007

hairy eyelids

adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline

Skuzzy, unkept beard

Large, rapist style reading glasses

Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.

Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."

by Lovinglife258 November 27, 2009

Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016

Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

Hairy Caterpillar

When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.

My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.

by me.....)()( March 9, 2014

hairy chamois

The small piece of hair underneath the vagina. A goatee beard for a vagina.

It was weird. She hadn't waxed properly bro she had like a hairy chamois!!

by Shaven haven 2 April 2, 2015

hairy walnut

1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart

After diving in the freezing river, I ended up with a hairy walnut.

by ron ap rhys July 8, 2003