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The shrigma-sigma dream male you will never get.

IF you ever meet a wild Hugo, close your eyes because you might be blinded by it's beuty.

Hugo is so strong he can deadlift 5x your moms body weight (1000kg)
Person1: HOLY SHIT!!!! i JUST MET HUGO, I AM ASTOUNDED; FASCINATED AND I AM CREAMING ALL OUT!??!?!.
Person2: Damn bro, i wish i could have met him.
Person1: HE IS COMING BACK!!
All: creams simultaneously*

Bystander: Nods in approvement*
Hugo by Notavirgin21 April 26, 2022
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hugo, a person who pulls all the females without needing to say a word.
"You must think you hugo, the way you think you can pull all these girls."
hugo by heroinfather666 June 9, 2022
If Hugo has a big dick hes penis is rotated 90 degrees downwards.
WOW Hugo's dick is so 90 degrees in my ass down under.
Hugo by SEXEDYOURMATHER6969 June 30, 2022
A coward that comes from Mexico and manipulates a “Karen” for a green card
Watch out for that Hugo, they will ruin your life
Hugo by Karmasabitch9 July 5, 2022
Hugo is the type of dude you wanna be with. He is the most hottest man alive. He’ll be your bottom or your top, does not care who you are will fuck anyone. Not mention that massive dick. He is a very caring friend and Sheeesh, goddamn, he’s just too fine. Just know he is worth it and the best!
A:Goddamn, Hugo is here.
B:Sheesh, bro, wonder if we can ask for a 3some.
Hugo by DefinitelyNotSirhc July 22, 2022
white guy
idek mane🙉🙉🦧🦧🦧🦧🦍🦍
hugo nigger
hugo by negra<33 August 18, 2022