Sanctuary Guardian

The song from Mother 2 (Earthbound) that plays when you fight for a sanctuary location. Nowadays it's just an underused meme song. Therefore you should appreciate it when it is used, usually when something cursed happens and it's caught on camera.

Sanctuary Guardian from Earthbound is a very powerful tool when used correctly.

by Set Blue 23 August 8, 2021

star "guardian" zoe

the best character in the star guardian series (fight me) she was one of the original star guardians who as she saw her friends die around her decided to embrace evil and chaos and would release release monsters on people and wreak havoc on everyone and when a team consisting of ahri, miss fortune, xayah, rakan, and neeko attempt to take down zoe but in the attempt rakan and xayah fall and become corrupted which turns them into zoe's minions (they are later redeemed and nice again) after that the leader of a different of star guardians lux takes down zoe and she is put in a dark space basically the abyss and she is trapped there... or is she (insert dramatic noises)

star "guardian" zoe is the best zoe skin and the best star guardian fight me

by league guy who plays zoe August 29, 2022

guerdian

Guerdian is a name who is really unique and fucking stupid his grades are very bad and he's stupid

he is probably an INTJ but he's still fucking stupid he is a stupid idiot gets bad grades

Guerdian : I like red dead redemption 2
You : ok.

by a man who once was March 7, 2023

Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022

guardian nairb

A sexual fantasy a man wishes to enact upon a female.

Damn, I'd like to go guardian nairb on that chick.

by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

blind gardian

A misspelling of Blind Guardian, a power metal band from Germany. Only n00bs spell Blind Guardian like this.

omg i r got blind gardian albim frm rekord stor 2day

by JakeTheRipper June 3, 2006

Road Guardian

Synonymous with a parade maker, it is the genius, who must absolutely stay under the speed limit while driving in the fast lane. This behavior is frequently displayed by old men in hats and asian drivers. May also commonly be referred to as asshats and douchebags, interchangably.

Bryan, why were you late to your wedding?

I got stuck behind a road guardian on I-45.

by guardianhater August 10, 2009