The Gristle Jardo

The Gristle Jardo is what one would refer to as a f*ckboy or "f*ckboi" well known for always carrying a "beverage" in hand while maintaining a low tolerance for consumption. This is often apparent by the loose phrase's such as "hey shawwwty, lemme hollla" as the night progresses. The Gristle Jardo has a wierd obssession with co-workers cold feet. It is advisable to avoid The Gristle Jardo if an escape route Exists. While little is known about the Gristle Jardo, it is believed that they originated in the slums of West Michigan, but claim territory to Kenya as well.

You could hear the Gristle Jardo coming from the echos of "Shawwwty" bouncing from the steel and brick of the downtown buildings.

by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022

Butt-grissle

The little turd that’s left behind on your butt and no matter how much you wipe there’s still poop .

No matter how much I wiped that butt-grissle was still there.

by Fartgoblinxo January 2, 2025

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

Pulling a Griswold

The act of taking something that is going smoothly and according to plan, then intentionally sabotaging it for no other reason than to add chaos.

"I couldn't stop Kyle from pulling a Griswold at my Eagle Scout project last night"
"Oh no. What happened?"
"He spiked the ensure at the nursing home."
"That monster. And everything was going so smoothly."

by CIVY VORTAC September 11, 2016

rumphed my grissle

To twist your ankle

I stepped off the curb and rumphed my grissle.

by lil' smokie February 1, 2025