Boys who could have potential if they washed their long hair. A greasy scrub has a nice face which is hidden, wears skinny jeans with large hoodies, and attempts to skateboard. They are usually emo-wannabes, that look as if they have butter poured on the top of there heads, leading down to their faces.
Rachele: Ewww, Tyler's such a greasy scrub, just look at that hair.
Sophie:It's like he bathes in butter.
Sophie:It's like he bathes in butter.
by dooophie. January 21, 2009
by Da Nastee One April 30, 2004
When in any occasion a guy wipes the sweat from his balls on a girls upper lip.
Like a Dirty Sanchez, but with ball sweat.
Also see Greasy Rosita.
Like a Dirty Sanchez, but with ball sweat.
Also see Greasy Rosita.
It was a hot day out so I gave her a Greasy Sanchez. I told her it was just water though and all day she was going around wondering what that funny smell was.
by jackie June 11, 2003
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2017
by TowPartyLine May 07, 2022
The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.
Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...
Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!
or
Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.
Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!
Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!
or
Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.
Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!
by BuggyBottles September 17, 2013
A beta-male lacking in many regards. Greasy Gregs go through life high off their ass, and get lost in their own grease. Never showers, never studies, never has sex in their life. Can be found in trailer parks across the country. Greasy Gregs are often the product of incest.
Nick: What do you think of Tom? I heard he fucked some ugly fat bitch last night.”
Shaqueefa: “Hell naw my nigga, Tom could nevah fuck anybody. That mans is a Greasy Greg!”
Shaqueefa: “Hell naw my nigga, Tom could nevah fuck anybody. That mans is a Greasy Greg!”
by Hyiam C. Orion March 14, 2018