Granny Judy

Very ancient human being. Most typically survives off of Salem ciggaretts, instant coffee, and Armor potted meat. Can be found weaing pants with elastic waist bands, Depends, and "to tight" button up shirts. Flip flops have been found to be the most consistnet form of clothing. Most notable characteristic is a constant nagging that flows freely from the oral cavity, and constant rumbling that flows even moe freely from the anal cavity.

The woman sitting on the couch on the other side of the room is Granny Judy.

by Betsy&Bertha June 28, 2009

passion granny

A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.

'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'

by Ebonyks September 11, 2009

Granny pannys

Something i wear on my head

I wear granny pannys on my head at school there soft u should try it

by Håkêd November 25, 2018

Granny’s Attic

Aggressive oral sex with an older woman when she’s taken out her dentures.

I’m gonna give Mrs. Moschowitz a Granny’s Attic for her 85th birthday.

by Bad Grandpa June 13, 2021

Great Granny

Known as GG. Has the coolest grand kids and is the life of the party. A Great Granny always has mints in her purse.

You have the coolest Great Granny.

by spud stud September 13, 2018

Gangsta Granny

Biggest road woman on the street she was stealing from that bitch the queen then busted and when on a madness speed on the scooter and cheffing people who don't like tea so don't fuck with her or she will put you six feet under

Random Kid"Walking"
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph

by ImNotANoncee:) June 24, 2020

Granny Headache

The headache females get during their period that does not go away, no matter how much medicine they take.

Jan - "Fuck, I have a granny headache."

John - "Want something for it?"

Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"

by MoxieMegan85 January 22, 2012