Grambling

When your grandparent gambles, usually for pennies or other small change.

Today my grandma won $3.42 playing cribbage. She's been grambling at the Senior Center every Thursday afternoon.

by EbarneywithasilentE October 26, 2019

greasy grumbler

a crude term for female genitals when either unclean or aroused.

p1:dude
p2:what?
p1:yo mommas got one heck of a greasy grumbler!
p2:shit man.

by curry.8 May 13, 2009

texas gamble

It is when two guy's dp a girl in her vagina and then both cum at the same time. Then they bet large amouts of money to on who they think the father will be

I beat Jake in a Texas gamble and won 50,000 dollars

by kingXxXdp April 23, 2014

Social Gamble

To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.

*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*

by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

glizzy gambler

A person who gambles glizzys

"He is a glizzy gambler!"

by Jaxowimi November 5, 2020

Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.

The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.

by RMDB November 5, 2008

GrumbleBunnies

A term used when fustrated at a situation or person.

(You are at work and you are already in a bad mood when your boss hands you more work to be done ASAP)

"Oh grumblebunnies!"

by LuxyLyx November 8, 2004