gopher

something unsightly, the penis

That kid had a big gopher.

by yoyofosho October 29, 2003

gopher girl

A low-ranking female coworker who does the bidding of her superiors in order to have purpose in the workplace.

"Why is Lisa even here? She just runs around as her boss's gopher girl."

by Spartiate January 9, 2015

Pokemon Gopher

A driver for someone who plays Pokemon Go and needs to focus on the game, not the road.

Paul says: I'm going to step up and call my Pokemon Gopher.
Alan says: Cool, can I ride?

by I-HATE-MINE July 15, 2016

Gopher holing

Similiar to the stinky pinky, gopher holing is the act of placing one's finger in the anus, either your own or your partners, and later having the unmistakable urge to take a quick sniff of the finger later, sometimes repeatedly.

The idea of sticking my finger up her ass, even after she asked for it was off putting. But later I found myself gopher holing out of sheer curiosity.

by Mannimal October 2, 2014

Curious Gopher

A sex act in which you blindfold your lover,and place her mouth on your body and have her try to find your dick or anus to give a blowjob or rimjob.

Guy: "I did a Curious Gopher with jennifer, it took her 20 seconds to to find my anus"

by SlangFang September 24, 2015

Chocolate Gopher

When a gay guy puts a gopher up his ass and shits it out.

Did you see on the news that Bruce Jenner finally decided to try the chocolate gopher?

by CrispyWaffles00 January 20, 2017

Gopher

A small creature who lives in holes; the holes vary due to stuff!; to do somfing;

I'm gonna gopher me up some chicken!
Please god don't let the gophers hurt me!

by Bling BLing April 25, 2003