The action of pissing in an empty beer bottle and inserting into a females asshole until the bottle is completely empty.
Hillary: I'm feeling a little frisky, I think tonight is the tonight.
Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.
Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.
by GoochTrain November 09, 2016
A pile of gopher shit...that obviously...are fluffy...like bisquits...but i wouldnt suggest easting them...unless you like that kind of stuff....which is cool with me...but im not a FRICKEN DUMBASS LIKE YOU ARE IF YOU LIKE TO EAT GOPHER SHIT!!!!!!!
ha ha ha.....loser:-D
ha ha ha.....loser:-D
by Godaga Mccalister November 25, 2006
by Annie Schwartz (hehehe) April 08, 2005
A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.
by Nick Estes February 11, 2006
a stomach that is so upset that it is just grinding and churning, wired and upset that you just might shit your self at any moment
by katdognow April 20, 2009
To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006
Two kids were watching the Discovery Channel on television when a Meerkat came onto the screen. One kid said,"Hey look! It's a meerkat."
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"
by Matthew Ryan Jenkins Esquire September 28, 2003