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goof mo

"Goof mo" is a name that Egyptian homosexuals named "Mohammed" inherit once they begin developing traits of; homosexuality, self-pity, desperation, daddy issues, delusion, feminity, jealousy, inferiority and overall, being a little fking goof. "Goof Mo's" are naturally pathetic creatures that leach on to the assholes of any men that can make them feel protected, comfortable and supported; On their own, they're abysmally pitiful.
"Goof mo the type of guy to say holy moly while his baba pleasures him"

"Goof mo never refuses his husband Adam when he asks for head"
Goof mo says "OH FK OH FK OH SHIT OH SHIT" when his owner Aiden walks close to him.
by Mo's Baba 69 December 17, 2022
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goof balls

What practicing scientologists ingest. Usually in great overwhelming amounts.
In our service today, we will include the sacred goof balls.
by Dianetic_chancellor September 17, 2008
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Goofing off

Maddi loves goofing off she could do it all night long (and she does) !!!!!
by Hippo69 January 1, 2019
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goof nut

anyone who makes up stupid words
dippy is sure a goof nut i would relly like to kick him in his goof nuts
by adolf October 26, 2003
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Goof mode

When someone gives up information to the cops about co accused at the time of arrest but decided to do the right thing at trial
Tara is arrested and while being question at the police station she goes in to goof mode and tells the police about her co accused which then gets them arrested but when it comes time to court time Tara decides to do the right thing and keep her mouth closed.
by Tara scott September 23, 2021
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Goof ball

A concoction, typically injected, of crystal methamphetamine, and fentanyl/carfentanyl
I can't believe he died. I didn't even know he was smashing goof balls
by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021
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goof dick

One who cannot function properly in social situations.
Not only is Ted a dumb mother fucker, but the goof dick cannot control himself. It's no wonder he can't get laid in a morgue.
by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007
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