Goobs

What you call your homies.

1)Wassup Goobs!

by whatrasudeep July 12, 2023

goobing

verb: the action a goober partakes in; to be foolish or silly in an endearing way.

That puppy was goobing hard last night, he was very hyper and was rolling around on the floor and making funny faces!

by t0x1c w4st3 November 22, 2022

goobee

A dirty ugly fat whore

Yeah that guy is such a goobee

by Lalola October 2, 2022

Goobs

an individual who is a complete and utter weirdo, background character, loser, NPC.

Did you hear that Ben took his ex back after she cheated? what a goobs!

by 2UBCStudents February 21, 2023

Goobs

A man that gets no bitches and has a sad life.

man 1: Bro i feel like such a goobs right now.

man 2: What does that mean?

man 1: i cant get any bitches bro.

by THELEGEND275697 April 1, 2022

Slamming a Goob

A euphemism for doing drugs; mainly marijuana. Originated from a tweet made on may 21st 2023 by daily_luigi of artwork consisting of luigi attacking a ghost from the Luigi's mansion series called a "Goob".

Person 1: "bro what's he up to right now?"
Person 2: "Don't bother him, he's slamming a Goob in the shed."
Person 1: "I just slammed a Goob this morning."

by Cynical S. May 31, 2024

Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit

"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."

by MiaNotell November 5, 2020