Taking a Gilbert

When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.

Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.

Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.

by SlicktheWild July 3, 2024

Kristin forehand Gilbert

Fine as hell

Look at Kristin Forehand Gilbert she’s so hot.

Oh the things I’d do to Kristin Forehand Gilbert.

by anonymous December 1, 2021

gilbert

looks like poop

gilbert looks like poop

by lmao bahahhahaha December 5, 2023

ETHAN GILBERT

a sweet hearted boy and has amazing friends and has great jokes like "deez nuts"

he is very sexy and popular

ETHAN GILBERT is looking fine as hell today. SHEEEEEEEEESH

by joe among May 26, 2022

gilbert

an emo boy that needs to touch grass and stop being in the road

Random person: *stands in the road*
Friend 1: "omg hes such a gilbert"
Friend 2: "I know right"

by jeonginn June 10, 2023

Gilbert Gilchrist

A smally musty dusty boy

IM SWEATING SO BAD I FEEL LIKE-
I FEEL LIKE GILBERT GILCHRIST FROM ALBUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO>

by KadenRobertEllini November 14, 2022

Gilbert cut

Tree branches that have been poorly cut off and leaving portions of the limb behind; an obvious bad cut; a term to remove the well known racial term, "nig**r" cut.

Someone messed up the way that tree looks with that gilbert cut!;
That tree just doesn't look the same since it got gilbert cut on one side.;
Don't gilbert cut those branches unless u absolutely have to when clearing those power lines.

by Beauty6183 July 3, 2024