Gilbert

A 7 foot tall nazi that is sure to call you a beta if you disagree with something they say. He will usually reside on Lookout Mountain and attend a stupid school. He is always painfully honest and will most likely dominate you in any sport. All the hot girls go for him even tho he rejects all of them like an alpha.

Frank: Want to play pickle ball
Gilbert: prepare to lose
Frank: *cries after getting destroyed*
Gilbert: haha you beta

by Lilkidluvr May 30, 2022

Gilbert

Gilbert is the 60 something year old Southwestern man in a white cowboy hat driving an older model white Ford pick-up truck cruising just below the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate highway listening to Carl Perkins with a 2 mile train of cars fighting and josltling for position in a rage of fury behind him. Gilbert Tafoya or Gilbert Montoya is his full name and he's headed back to the ranch after paying his utility bills in person writing a check at the teller window just like he's done for the past 45 years.

Hello, my name is Gilbert Montoya and I'm a Latino left lane lollygagger.

by ralphlaguna September 7, 2023

gilbert

an emo boy that needs to touch grass and stop being in the road

Random person: *stands in the road*
Friend 1: "omg hes such a gilbert"
Friend 2: "I know right"

by jeonginn June 10, 2023

Ash Gilbert

Is the absolute definition of a dickhead.

Ash Gilbert is such a dickhead and little cretin

by Lollol1999 May 10, 2018

Gilbert cut

1. Tree branches that have been poorly chopped off and leaving a good portion of the limb behind; or an obvious bad cut; a term to remove the well known racial term, "nig**r" cut.

Someone fucked up that tree with that gilbert cut!

by Beauty6183 July 3, 2024

gilbert goons

A group of teenagers in Gilbert Arizona that are a self proclaimed porn addicted violent gang. Gilbert is the city they’re from and Goons is a word commonly used to identify with extreme porn addiction.

Look at those Gilbert Goons at In N Out Burger! I hear they’re highly addicted to porn.

by ofifusudj January 1, 2024

Gilbert Moore

Usually a tall, brown eyed , blond haired man , he tends to fuck her right in the pussy and no matter what has his friends backs. He tends to suck dick every now and the but yk.

“Gilbert Moore is so cool he is respectful and especially horny.”

by Madonajatsb February 14, 2020