Andrew Garfield

The most perfect man on earth. He's like "a shot of espresso" lol

He is known for playing Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man Movies 1 and 2; and in Spider-Man: No Way Home. Also for breaking Gwen Stacy's neck, but that's another matter.

He also was in a relationship with Emma Stone (His co-star of TASM 1 & 2).

Guy 1: Yo what you think of Andrew Garfield's spidey?
Guy 2: He's the best.

by localmenkisser January 17, 2022

Garfield

The sexiest cat in the world

The best cat is Garfield

by Smexygarfeil June 13, 2018

Andrew Garfield

When a famous person says they "have no idea" when asked about an upcoming project they are related to.

"Hayden Christensen was pulling an Andrew Garfield when he says he doesn't know anything about the Ahsoka TV series"

by iloveotters_ May 26, 2022

Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna

"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"

by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024

Garfield bf/gf

A partner who is slightly grumpy, loves food especially pasta and enjoys napping.

“So all you did was eat and sleep all day? Wow you are such a Garfield bf/gf “

by MmmLasagna November 7, 2022

Garfield

A fat or thick vagina. Garfield is a fat cat from cartoons or comics, a cat is called a pussy. So a Garfield is a woman with a fat cat.

That girl has a Garfield.

by JayD0423 October 17, 2015

Garfieldism

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.

I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.

by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021