Tool Garage

Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.

Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!

by iammatt9 July 31, 2009

groin garage

male genitilia. often the big scary, monster-like kind.

"i'm gonna stab him in the groin garage too!"

by Jadizzle June 29, 2007

garage box

A place where nerds, losers, and all around fuckoffs can congregate to feel like big shots and get their epeen stroked.

Ay d00d, check out pwnedemu.com, its like the coolest pvp garage box!

by bigrexx December 16, 2008

garage fail

A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.

"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."

by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014

Piece Garage

A female who is worthy of taking the piece.

"Emma Watson is a total piece garage."

by Supabeast4life September 7, 2014

garage rat

A person who is always in a garage working on vehicles. Can take a vehicle apart and put it back together with their eyes closed.

Whenever driving by Freeman's house the garage door is always open and he's in there working on some sort of vehicle, garage rat for sure.

by Elvis Jennings June 2, 2015

Gestapo Garage

An early-'40's-era Deutschland-based facility staffed by highly-skilled SS agents who could magically and instantly get a car to run and perform perfectly with just a simple touch. Just ask Baron von Trapp, who personally witnessed the group's miraculous mechanical-capabilities after he and his family unexpectedly encountered said group while they were pushing their automobile out of their driveway, and --- at his supervisor's command to "repair Herr von Trapp's car, so that it will start"--- one of the agents easily fired up the car's motor on the first try.

The Gestapo Garage may indeed have been exceptionally adept at making seemingly-disabled vehicles start up and operate perfectly, but the problem was that they tended to show up without your ever having sent for them, and performing "repairs" that you'd just as soon not have had done at that particular time.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019