funky booty syndrome

a. A condition in many teenagers, usually male, who fail to remember to shower on a regular basis. The normally tend to get a raunchy, sweaty skin smell that sickens the masses. Please take a shower.

b. A condition where one doesn't wipe their ass quite right. Tends to lead to a nasty ass smell. Some symptoms are rubbing and scratching in the anal region.

I hate it when those football players come to class after athletics... some of them have major funky booty syndrome.

by Scottie does know December 17, 2005

funky creations

A brand of childrens toys that are generally directed at young girls, found exclusively in Australian Target stores. Well known for their ability to attract nearby Haileys.

Target Staff: Can I impress you with our large range of Funky Creations?

*From nowhere a Hailey charges through the crowd towards the funky creations*

by wink ;) January 1, 2009

funklinger

the funky smell that hits you moments after a really smelly person walks by

You walking down the street and a homeless person is walking toward you heading the opposite direction. About 3 to 4 seconds after they pass you by, you are overwhelmed by their funklinger.

by AZLawGuy March 6, 2009

Funky Grawler

To take a Shit, to deficate in the toilet.

hey man let me go to the bathroon and take a funky grawler

by jeepman321 April 3, 2009

funky flamingo

When a girl stands on one foot, and uses the knee pit of the other leg to get the guy off. Flapping of the arms can also achieve a more realistic flamingo depiction.

"There wasn't a lot of room to sit or lay down, so she gave me the funky flamingo."

by diva_umpire December 9, 2008

Funky Benjamin

Someone who looks so cool that they should be in a band!, someone who is looking super sharp and has taken the time to dress well, even though they are only attending a bbq!

Dan: 'where are you going Mud, your looking a bit 'Funky Benjamin'
Mud: Thank-you I have a BBQ to attend.

by Shadybomama November 8, 2012

funky beyotch

a bitch who cant dress for shit

Guy: Hey look at that funky beyotch!
Store Clerk: Yeah, she can't dress for shit.
Funky Beyotch: fuck you guys

by DamianMoDollaz July 30, 2015