Tom Felton

The hottest human to ever breathe.

Someone: " Tom Felton is ugly"
Me:" Avada Kedavra!"

by draacooooooooooooooo January 25, 2021

Futon

A word that when spoken with a slight french accent gives the same appeal as the word 'Sex'.... Or even 'Sexy'

Ollie: Oooo j'adore futon

Becki: Mmmm you're overly futony

by Beckiiiiiii August 10, 2010

Fultonism

Terms or phrases that usually make no sense to people who don't know Mr. Fulton.

Fultonism: "I'm on a diet... I'm a vag-i-tarian!" Fultonism: "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.... Until you have to mow it!"

by flounder7 April 14, 2009

Feltoning

To type random letters in a short amount of time (usually on AIM or Facebook), in order to express extreme emotions such as anger, hatred or happiness.

randomscreename69: i'm breaking up with you
randomguysaid: AKJFKSDJK LSDJGKLS GJKLSGJS
randomguysaid:LHKLDGSJ SKLGHJDS KLGH KLSDGH SDGSDGJL JDSG:KDJSG
randomguysaid: KLSDFLKSDFJSLKFUCK YOUTWAT JSDKLGJLSD KGJS KLDGHSDG
randomscreename69: stop feltoning

by Cropsy March 19, 2008

Fultonic

When you binge drink for months straight on end then drunk dial your ex bf asking for your pegs back

"That bitty was retarded, she got all fultonic on me and asked for her reflectors back too"

by Blumpkin Face February 27, 2007

Flutonica

The flute/harmonica thing that those goat guys play.

That goat bastard played the shit out of that Flutonica .

by Lance Stongo February 5, 2008

Louis Futon

A fake/knock off Louis Vuitton handbag or wallet etc.

“Omg Becky look at that girl she totally has a Louis Futon!”
“What’s a Louis Futon?”
“A fake Louis bag DUHHH”

by princessalik November 2, 2019