Fudge Biscuit

The feces that surprisingly pinches out into one's underwear when a fart was expected.

Ed was sitting in the movie theater when he thought he would squeeze one out and blame his friend Frank, but to his surprise a Fudge Biscuit emerged.

by Aeryck November 4, 2004

pack fudge

1. To place a fudge confection into a carton
2. To give anal sex

1. Ward, why don't you help the beaver pack his fudge?
2. Carson got his fudge packed so tight he couldn't shit for three days.

by discordian December 23, 2003

porcelain fudge

Those nasty brown streaks left in the toilette after flushing a large and/or sticky turd. Requires double flushing or the use of perfect timing to wipe the shit up with paper before the water returns. Please wash your hands.

That porcelain fudge is quite chunky.

by Statich3ad February 18, 2006

Fudge Hacker

An asshole (from PSN or XBOX LIVE) who hacks the shit out of a game such as MW2.

A Fag who has noting better to do than hack e_e

Guy 1: WTF! i cant play a legit game in MW2 because of all these fudge hackers!!

Guy 2: ... word

by MiinTBeRRyCruNcH January 19, 2011

Fudge Monkeys

A derogative for a curse word. this word is used to replace bad words

I just locked my keys in my car...Fudge Monkeys !

by Jippy N. April 3, 2009

mother fudge

less offensive way of saying mother fuck or mother fucker

mother fudge i left my purse in the store!
that mother fudger stole my boyfriend!

by A. Lalor August 19, 2008

fudge talk

Dirty talk that takes place during anal intercourse

Our fudge talk has recently been a one-sided affair, as Shannon is generally wincing in pain during.

by SeeFore May 17, 2014