fictional characterosis 

Any character in a fictional novel suffering from an indescribable mental illness.

Victor Frankenstein suffered severe fictional characterosis after creating the monster.

fictional characterosis by Snake Tamer 2546 September 7, 2016

functional bumble fuck 

Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.

"He is a functional bumble fuck"

functional bumble fuck by SmartSuka February 12, 2017

Fucktina 

A strong expression of disagreement that “There Is No Alternative” (TINA) to an exploitative economic arrangement. In other words, fuck the view that the status quo is either the best or only option.

Wait a second, the workers in the company get to decide how to organize production and what to do with the profits? Fucktina!

Fucktina by CitizenNaturalist December 12, 2017

functional strength 

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

functional strength by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018

functional-beauty 

Beauty derived from functionalism.

Adjective form: "functionally-beautiful"

My friend who is an engineer, will stare at the following things, like one gazes at fine art: Wood-burning-stoves, Stirling-engines, Opticas, Orinithropters, Theremins, Brachistichrone-curves, and Derigibles; because they have a functional-beauty derived from the elegant way they achieve their goals.

Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.

functional-beauty by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 9, 2018

Functional flake 

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)

Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.

Functional flake by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019

Functional decorating

When you use bar carts, trays of liquor etc as part of your decor which your houseguests can use and enjoy - cheers !

I love your functional decorating, let’s have a drink !

Functional decorating by Lisalugwrench April 7, 2019