Flapping the Floppy Cow

To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.

Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?

by Bracelets January 8, 2010

flapping parrot

the act of doing a girl in the ass, then raising her arms up and down, resembling a parrot flapping its wings, then ramming her multliple times deeply in the anus causing her to scream like a parrot.

That skinny girl was is a pro at the flapping parrot, she screams just like one.

by George "Sex Term King" November 13, 2006

flapping off

One who plays flappy bird hard core usually with a record over 100

Mary: Will blew me off again last night!

Donna: Yeah he was flapping off again

by Speed kills January 26, 2014

flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.

A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....

by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014

flapping larb

Term used to describe someone stupid in a less harsh manner

You are such a flapping larb

by Fartingcarb April 12, 2016

Fapping Designer

Someone who faps whilst designing

Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer

Its when you fap whilst designing

Its a Fapping Designer

by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018

Flapping

The act of backing out of a fight or a violent argument.

“That man was flapping”

by NoFlapping April 21, 2019