fausto

a heartbreaker

wow that guy is totally a fausto.

by idcanymore October 1, 2009

flusterfuck

1. It's when a large number of people are in a really confusing or awkward situation and everybody has the wrong idea about everything, so naturally,they all react in the most wrong way possible, and the consquences are huge.

Man, Romeo and Juliet sure was a flusterfuck, wasn't it.

by CarnivorousL October 17, 2017

Fobster

fobster fob-ster

noun, plural (especially collectively) fob·ster, (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) fob·sters.

ORIGIN OF FOBSTER

Portmanteau

1. 2000s; FOB (Fresh off the Boat) + (hip)ster

2. 2000s; FOB + (mob)ster

DEFINITION

1. Any of various recently arrived east Asian immigrants, especially of the genus homo and species sapien. Herd-like omnivorous animals primary diet consists of Boba tea and hot pot. Habitats include LES, Morningside Heights, Woodside, Flushing, and expanding into Brooklyn. Having average height, medium forelimbs, and powerful credit cards used for swiping. Prolific consumers typically adorn in luxury ‘street’ fashion brands, especially SUPREME, Off-white, ACNE, Anti-Social Social Club, OVO, and Adidas.

"Oh man, we're never gonna get into Marquee tonight, there's too many FOBs in line"

"Nah those ain't FOBs. Don't you see dem Yeezy kicks? Those be fobsters bro."

by self-hatin-azn June 14, 2019

Flusterbate

To become so infuriated and discontent that a person all of a sudden blows their load

I had to flusterbate because i was so angry at that girl who kicked my frisbee but at the same time she was pretty

by Jwynn July 7, 2009

Flusterization

The process by which a person becomes flustered. This can be the result of being nervous around a certain person or listening to things being said about that person.

Flusterization seems to always happen when I am around this person.

by Richie Rich III November 23, 2010

finger flustered

While replying to text message you become flustered due to content and suddenly reply prematurely.

The rich exchange of text began on a day when I had begun to reply with something quick witted and sexy. The arousing content flustered me so that I sent it prematurely and coined the phrase "finger flustered"

by Holly Backwards March 27, 2008

Fausto

The dominant person in a relationship with a very gorgeous skin tone prefers to be referred as daddy by all the bitches with very nice hair and a very long cock and is mostly attracted to booty

Omg is that a Fausto right there

I was dreaming about me having a Fausto

Fausto has a very large cock

by The Fausto May 27, 2016