Molly Farts

Passing gnarly gas the day after doing ecstacy.

I had a serious case of the Molly farts last night at work. 5 minutes after crop dusting an aisle I heard my coworker screaming and gagging at ground zero.

by ThaVeeZ September 10, 2015

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fartsicle

n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.

Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.

It's so cold out here I'm producing fartsicles!

You're such a fartsicle!

by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006

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Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.

Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.

by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018

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apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."

by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009

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Playing Footsie

To flirt with someone subtly by rubbing your feet against theirs. This is done usually in secret with other people present, popularly occouring at dinner tables, in church, and if you're nasty, a bathroom stall.

I couldn't concentrate on the conversation because I was playing footsie with that hottie the whole time.

by Justin Fuckin Bass February 18, 2009

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