Forfazadoo

Pubic hair in such large quantities that it swallows any babies passed through a woman's vagina

Shayna's Forfazadoo ate Wesley's baby

by Jay Wainwright February 19, 2009

forward skateboard

a skate team own by tex and troy

Im sponsored by forward skateboards

by forwardie December 20, 2008

Call-Forward

A common stand-up comedian technique where a subject is casually mentioned in a story that they will build upon in a later bit. Call-forwards are used to transition from a subject to a seemingly unrelated subject by dropping subtle references so that the subject being switched to does not seem out of place.

The opposite of a Call-Back

"When ever Bill Burr does a Call-Forward statement about the elderly I know that I am about to hear a transition to a joke about old people dying"

"Son, as much as we appreciate your knowledge of urban diction. It's probably the last thing your grandfather wants to hear on his deathbed."

by Lanny Del Rey June 8, 2015

Loon forward

When you really look forward to something

Matt: Yeah, I can loon forward to no more midterms and finals.

by Moossey January 16, 2018

handle jammed forward

To push an aircraft's engines to emergency full power. May cause permanent engine damage if prolonged beyond a few minutes.

Used to denote someone who is going all-out.

"You busy ?"
"Yup, got the handle jammed forward"

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007

forward slash

An unnecessary name for slash (/), denoted with the same key that is used for the question mark (which requires the use of the SHIFT key when pressing that button, and the slash is that button without SHIFT). The backslash (\) is differentiated by the "back" in its name (the button just above the ENTER key), and it is essentially a different "slash." The "forward" slash leans "forward" in the sense of reading from left to right.

But really a forward slash is just a goddamn slash.

Person 1: "OK the web address for my awesome site is http colon forward slash forward slash www dot awesomesite dot com."

Person 2: "Dude, you can just say 'slash.' Really you can just say 'awesomesite dot com' and I'll get it."

by Slashtion Jackson May 20, 2011

Suck It Forward

Chelsea Handler defined this saying on her Tv show Chelsea Lately on the E! Network As an alternate to Pay it forward.

A final word for my gay fans: Suck it hard, and suck it forward. Suck it forward. You know, like pay it forward. Do a good deed. Like Oprah. But just a little bit different. Suck it forward.

Chelsea Handler

by SBrannan July 27, 2009