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sweet children

The original name of Green Day (the coolest band ever to walk this planet), formed when Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt were kids.
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Children's Hospital

A place you shouldn't use red for decoration, no matter how much colour theory suggests otherwise
"Red shows strength, enthusiasm and energy. Perfect for a children's hospital!!"
"Red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR"
by Space Girl ✨ October 4, 2022
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Children meat

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.
This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution
by LittleBoneFaggot September 16, 2019
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Children of the Hood

Where children is brought up in the hood. Typically these type of people would be gangsters/thugs. Or at the bare minimum, criminals. They also have bad education, communication skills and typically a really negative view on life. But hey, aren't all humans like that?
P1: Have u seen Elijah?
P2: yeah i know he became a criminal.
P1: I know he been brought up in the hood.
P2: The hell.? He's part of them?
P1: yeah he is one of the children of the hood.
by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021
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Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.
"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"
by Canyousayfun July 23, 2018
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Stxrm's Children

In Stxrm's Children everyone is racist AF bc he all hate black people and love to say NIGGER.
Stxrm's Children is the best
by JustCuci September 25, 2022
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dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue
I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children
by aScruffy August 10, 2020
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