(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.
(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.
(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.
by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011
This person is tough from the outside but has a fragile heart inside. He lives in a world of his own just how an innocent child imagines a perfect magical world of their own. His heart is pure and honest and he speaks his mind. He can have a temper but loves and cares so much harder. His eyes say what his words may not always express. His smile touches peoples hearts, his charm is to die for. He is so hardworking that his success will speak for itself, hes a champion who never looses hope regardless of the dark times he faces in his life. He is a God giffted warrior who fights his battles with full confidence in his victory. A God giffted man whos love is like the galaxies, a never ending journey that continues for a entenity.
The man of my dreams is 'Stanley Rohail'
by 03&26 for life x January 31, 2018
by Menchael December 13, 2004
A Stanley Steamer is the act in which anal sex turns into a scat-like disaster. When you pull your cock out of the ass and you get a diarrhea surprise on your chest and/or pubic region.
Craig is asking Santa Claus for new bed sheets because they are stained with shit from the Stanley Steamer his wife gave him after Thanksgiving dinner.
by James & Ann December 13, 2007
verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area
Guy 1: Dude how was your date with Kristy last night?
Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!
Guy 1; Nasty!
Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!
Guy 1; Nasty!
by grimmith September 28, 2009
blowing your load while you're soft
by shwoogie May 15, 2010
when a woman puts saran wrap over her face then her partner takes a shit on her face so she can feel the hot steam.
I laid this bitch down on the ground and put saran wrap on her face, then i gave her a stanley steamer
by bigg k- dogg December 04, 2003