Dexstar Flynn Mitchell

This is a dangerous man with a massive schlong and will absolutely rail ur sister and if u don't have one he'll give you one.

Hey Dexstar Flynn Mitchell

by Definitely not a porn bot December 8, 2023

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Flynn the dog

An autistic dog who hates going inside without muddy paws. It barks at its reaction and will make a bad guard dog as it wants to hug the robber and bite it’s owner

I’ve got a Flynn the dog!

by Flynn the autistic dog December 9, 2023

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he is amazing. his love is unconditional. you can melt at his touch and got lost in his eyes, his kisses are like touching silk and when he hugs you, you feel so warm and safe. if you get yourself a flynn keep him because he will forever make you laugh and have a smile on your face also he has a big doodle 😊

Girl: i want flynn

Friend: too bad he is in love with another girl and there is no getting between them!!

by dnefijvnfiune July 9, 2023

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Flynn

Flynn, born as Walter Hartwell White Jr., is the Breakfast God who was born to drug kingpin Walter Hartwell White Sr. (Heisenberg) and his bitch wife Skyler White (yo) in Albuquerque, New Mexico. His first home was at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane 87104. At least once in everyone's lives, Flynn will come to your house and ask you to "Open na noor". Upon opening the door for him, he shall demand that you make him breakfast. If you fail to do so, prepare insufficient food or prepare a disgusting or bland meal, he shall quote LTG (LowTierGod).

"Your life is NOTHING. You serve ZERO purpose. *Pause for effect, inhales*
You should kill yourself,
*Pause*
NOW!"

O shit, I forgot to give Flynn his breakfast.

by CC-8826 August 25, 2023

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Flynn-spin

Enriching a story or anecdote by embellishing minutely relevant facts, not pertaining to the overall subject of the story, for entertainment purposes.

Heather, was late for work again. When her boss asked what happened, rather than tell him she was late because she stopped for a turtle, she put a Flynn-Spin on it and told him she “saved” a turtle; by fighting off seagulls and oncoming traffic.

Excusing her tardiness.

by Gertrude43 September 14, 2023

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