The realization that one can never achieve distinction on one's job no matter how hard one works or how much is contributed to that job. Due to this, the employee's best course of action is to do as little as possible while working.
"You still doing that same old job? You haven't gotten a promotion in 15 years!"
"I know. Job float is great!"
"I know. Job float is great!"
by Cirdellin January 13, 2010
Get the Job float mug.A yellow float is the combination of sperm and urine. A yellow float is usually then deposited into the mouth of a willing participant. The act is referred to as making a float when the float is prepared in the mouth of the participant.
me: Are you thirsty?
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )
by JGuy The Great! July 14, 2011
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It is when you bust a nut in a girl's mouth and then piss in her mouth. She then gurgles it and swallows.
It is when you bust a nut in a girl's mouth and then piss in her mouth. She then gurgles it and swallows.
Person A: That chick Beth is a real nasty freak.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A:When I had sex with her last night she told me to give her a mountain dew float.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A:When I had sex with her last night she told me to give her a mountain dew float.
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