fender

1: Noun: The bumper of old cars and low riders.

2: Noun: A company that makes awesome guitars and basses, such as telecasters, stratocasters, and much much more.

3: Adjective: Synonym for awesome

1: Looks like the fender got pretty beat up in that crash.

2: Bob: I just got a fender guitar.
Jeff: Looks pretty shitty.
Bob: ... (watches silently as god smites jeff with a bolt of lightning.)

3: Max: Blacklights are fender.
Bob: Your stoned.

by MoheakanMidgit August 27, 2007

Fence-fucker

Someone who gets off on riding both sides of the fence. A person who tells you one thing while simultaneously telling someone else the complete opposite thing. A liar.

Can also be used as a verb, see example!

Most of the NVFD are a bunch of fence-fuckers. The chief was fence-fucking at the fish fry.

by Mataharii September 13, 2009

Fender bender

A weekend in which you go ridiculously hard for no reason. A bender without anything lit to prompt it.

Bro why were you so drunk at the library yesterday?
I was on a total fender bender

by huyrealcool March 18, 2019

sitting on the fence

existing in a state of uncertainty and ambivalency.

He's really sitting on the fence about his roommate—he might be a great guy, but he might be a real villain...

by Battlemonk September 29, 2005

Fender

The Holy Grail of guitars, it's uses include making music to make love and becoming god-like. People like Hendrix, Clapton, Jeff Beck, Dick Dale, George Harrison, Mark Knopfler, John Mayer and Ronnie Wood have all used the Fender for that purpose. It also works amazing well as a symbol of awesomeness. It's known for it's shape (like a woman) and it's tone - woody. Play one if you wanna get laid.

Dude, I played my Fender today.
So you got laid...

by Smithers23 August 26, 2013

Fender Strat

Short for Fender Stratocaster, this guitar was designed in the late 1950s by Leo Fender. It's traditional American design and wide range of sound leave it to be popular still today. Debate still surrounds whether the Fender Stratocaster or the Gibson Les Paul are the greatest of all guitars.

"I just picked up a sweet Fender Strat from the local Guitar Center."

by Rooster_St_Paddy November 25, 2007

Sket Fence

Any type of structure erected for the sole purpose of keeping out dirty skets, especially deceptiskets Tent poles stuck in the ground at an aggressive angle have proven to be particulaly effective at maiming sed sket. Also a full proof way of telling if a girl is indeed a sket.

Sket: What the Fuck is this?! I've just fallen over it and cut myself
Man: Thats the Sket fence
Sket: Why do you have a Sket fence?
Man: To keep the Skets out
Sket: But I've just fallen over it and cut myself!
Man: Then it works
Sket: I'm not a Sket!!!
Man: Then why did you fall over the Sket fence?

by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011