filching

from the age of sexually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve sexual pleasure.
pass time of townies

wat fuck? shove little fluffy up me batty crease ya bastard!

by barbarella June 8, 2004

Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.

Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!

by SawOwls May 12, 2014

Flenching

The act of answering a question that has no correct answers.

The teacher must be flenching me on this on.

I’ve been flenched! What should I do?

I’m calling your flench Jack. There are no correct answers.

by PEKKA_SLAYER March 19, 2021

frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

Flerching

When mom tells you not to eat all the pizza rolls but you eat her pie

I got yelled at by mom for flerching. Or the cops tried to arrest me for flerchi g

by Obviously not kevin May 25, 2019

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009