A Feast Beast is somebody who is quite abnormally large in body mass from eating too much food - normally KFC or Macdonalds.
by Bartholomew Barnabus Stewardus March 26, 2020
An insult worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur brother ur mother", and "ur sister a mister" once this is said to the victim him and all others associated with him implode.
Justin: Ur mom gay
Logan: No u
Justin: ur granny tranny
Logan: aye man calm down
Justin: Fucc u nigga
Justin: Ur niece i feast
Logan: *implodes*
Logan: No u
Justin: ur granny tranny
Logan: aye man calm down
Justin: Fucc u nigga
Justin: Ur niece i feast
Logan: *implodes*
by Asahayta March 20, 2018
Person who haveth been gangraped: Dude something happened
Other person: What?
Person who haveth been gangraped: I got chocolate feasted by 5 guys
Other person: What?
Person who haveth been gangraped: I got chocolate feasted by 5 guys
by Vaacif January 23, 2018
(Car) Hey can I have a 2pc 1/4 pack.
(KFC worker) I am sorry, we're out of chicken, car in front had 10 family feasts
(Car) Ah ok
(KFC worker) I am sorry, we're out of chicken, car in front had 10 family feasts
(Car) Ah ok
by Kunt Fucked Chicken June 30, 2023
A yearly office Pre-Thanksgiving pot luck feast, consisting of poor food choices that would otherwise be frowned upon (i.e. fast food, snacks, treats, candies etc.). Generally occurs the week before Thanksgiving so individuals have time to recover from the poor decisions made during the Feast.
A Feast Of Foods to celebrate the poor decisions made over the last year.
Feast of Foods is not a corporate sponsored event.
The Feast consists of all foods brown and friend.
I spent the rest of the day in the "office" after the Feast.
Feast of Foods is not a corporate sponsored event.
The Feast consists of all foods brown and friend.
I spent the rest of the day in the "office" after the Feast.
by Mr.Gerbik December 02, 2022
by Pretty Naomi Rocks May 29, 2021
A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.
by Mr wolfen June 01, 2011