Friday Feast

The a delicious microwaved feast had every Friday. Each feast has a different cuisine or theme for example one Friday could be Mexican and the next could be the color red. But no matter what the theme is, there will always be garlic bread in said feast. Part of the ritual of a Friday Feast is to trash the area in which the feast has been had, and leave as quickly as possible so that no blame can be thrown.

ME: "I can't wait for our Friday Feast tomorrow"
YOU:"Wait you're bringing the garlic bread right?"
ME:"Yep"

by MrNoodle November 17, 2016

feast on that ass

Grabbing someone from the back and viciously inserting yourself into said person

Pat and Lord Yumz feasted on Flynn’s ass in the hallways
Feast on that ass

by De Bamz June 24, 2018

see ya at the feast

a term used by a whole bunch of faggots

Hey, Toby SEE YA AT THE FEAST

by ihatethefeast8765 May 10, 2017

East coast feast

A sex position which consists of holding a girl upside down in a hand stand in the Atlantic ocean while eating her out

See also west coast wash

I met with this chick at the beach, we did an East coast feast

by CarmenTheStripper August 7, 2022

the feast of evil

this is the entire month of may where all evil celebrate their evil and all they did year long, and feast on any foods they want, even human babies and even have sex with them. a lot of people try to have babies in the month of may so their babies will be super evil. they tell their stories and they learn from each other and become even more greater and do it every year. they even kidnap babies to keep them until they grown up and just fed them what they want to feed them so they can drain all their blood to drink at this feast every year. to eat human babies. eat baby fruits off the trees, and baby animals instead of letting them grow up and mature and produce more meat...they love how tender and soft and juicy the flesh of a new born and season it to perfection. this is only for evil people and its illegal. they don't have a right to, they just don't get caught doing it.

i can't wait until the feast of evil to start in the month of may again.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

Bean feast

When you shove a bunch of pinto beans up your pee hole and then shoot them out whether alone, with a lover or at a gala event.

Did you go to Todd's place over the weekend?

Hell yeah man, an epic bean feast for all! Pinto beans flying everywhere!

by Binghies June 3, 2024

Fancy Feast

Fancy feast: When you eat chocolate balls out of your gf's ass.

Hey, ya wanna eat some fancy feast outta mah ass?

by anonymous February 8, 2022