Yogurt Fountain

The three-way shot of ejaculate from a pierced penis without the ring, creating a fountain-like eruption of semen.

Could also be called the Yogurt Shotgun, Tapioca Sprinkler or Spread Shot

Ever since I lost my ring the old Yogurt Fountain spits in my eye every time I rub one out.

by PaulAllensCard February 3, 2015

Cat Funt

A term used to describe a tubby person.

"I hope cat funt is going to the wreck today."
"That boy Martin is a cat funt"

by Martinlovesfood December 14, 2019

Alchoholic fountain

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain

by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021

Grandma cum fountain

A grandma inside a jerk circle that gets cummed on to form a fountain.

Me and my friends had a grandma cum fountain at my house last night

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 7, 2018

funtential

The potential for fun. A measure (qualitative or quantitative) of the expected fun for a given activity.

the funtential of a keg and kiddie pool is much higher than the funtential of some O'Douls and a spa pass.

by Jeff, Scott, and Chris (via Kyle) January 23, 2006

Fecal Fountain

Throwing a penny into a pile of shit and making a wish. This can be performed in the wild, an urban environment, or even create one in the toilet. If this is performed in the toilet, then flushing will determine if your wish comes true or not. If the penny stays, you lose. If it disappears, you'll get your wish.

Yeah that would be great Tyrone. You should make a wish into the fecal fountain.

by Intellectual words August 14, 2012

fountains of wayne

Amazing power-pop band, with incredible song writing

Fountains of Wayne is the nigger shit

by Robert Dole March 3, 2004