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gross farter

1) German for grandfather
2) Someone who often releases gases out of their bumhole that completely pong
1) german: "gross farter"
Englishman: "I didnt ask about your family!"
2) wife to husband: You're such a gross farter
by mansfieldlj August 19, 2007
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pisti pee farter

a chick who laughs and farts and has a belly on that
girl ur such a pisti pee farter
by the bradley 562 May 31, 2009
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Beat Farmers

The bestest band EVER.
Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.
"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"
by Disabled Dan January 29, 2005
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farmers choice

jamie meets jane. jane and jamie have 80p each. (proably chavz) lets by some farmers choice. Later caught by the police drunk, after whiffing it.
by billybobm July 20, 2006
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fartes

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.
by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008
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farternize

To sociably "shoot da breeze" with other like-minded individuals who derive uproarious amusement from the act of passing gas.
While it may indeed be "great fun and games" to farternize and share "rip-roaring good times" with other similarly-crude-minded humans who also get raucous belly-laughs from copious flatulence, there are definite hazards involved with exposure to such voluminous quantities of sulfurous methane --- adequate ventilation and the extinguishing of all open flames is highly recommended.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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piss farter

1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.
Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.

Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?

Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?
by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014
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