false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.
Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.
by thatguybillmurray January 16, 2012
A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.
Bob: Joe u r gay
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB
2 WEEKS LATER:
Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB
2 WEEKS LATER:
Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands
by East Timor April 24, 2017
False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.
Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic.
by O'Flagherty April 23, 2007
Guy: Ha! We have the same backpack! That's ironic!
Other guy: No dumbfuck. That's false irony right therr. O__o
Other guy: No dumbfuck. That's false irony right therr. O__o
by FlameNiffler99 August 30, 2011
When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.
by crisairam June 19, 2016
by pseudohumorcerebri February 29, 2016
Insider trading as demonstrated by Martha Stewart.
Hey Martha, you can please pick up some Mongolian sheepskin decorative throw pillows with the money you made from your false trades.
by chocohippo November 30, 2010