extension-mailbox

An 4-foot-high L-or-T-shaped bracket of timber with a mailbox mounted at the "upper" end; you temporarily clamp it to your existing mailbox so that the "auxiliary" mailbox extends out over the piled-up snowbank; with this simple/inexpensive set-up, the mail-carrier can still reach your box from his vehicle, but the huge blades on the D.O.T.'s snowplows will simply pass underneath the box, allowing the trucks' drivers' to just plow right on through without worrying about damaging your box.

Constructing and installing an extension-mailbox assembly is simple 'n' easy, costs very little (all you need are two or three large C-clamps, an ordinary plastic/metal mailbox, a couple 2X4s, and a little hardware to cobble it all together; these ordinary/everday items can often be obtained for free or next-to-nothing if you "go scrounging" at da nearest metal-scrapyard and/or are good buddies wif da local junk-dealer), and eliminates mailbox-plowing costs and/or tons (literally!) of snow-shoveling. Why glumly shell out twenty or thirty bucks after each and every blizzard to have someone drive out to your home and plow away the snow from your curbside, just so that you can receive a few pieces of junk mail each week???

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Extended grab ass day

Grab someone but girl or boy April 12

Extended grab ass day is where garb ass day gets extend

by Extended grab ass day April 11, 2019

Expensex

Amount of money you spend on side bitches, hoes, etc.

Yo my Expensex is too high bro.. gotta cut down on dem hoez

by Mark.5 May 13, 2019

extenderbender

When the session or the 'sesh' in which the group participates in any form of debauchery including drugs alcohol or sex extends for far too long often leading in hospitalization.

day 1 of the bender is amatuer
day 2 is warming up
day 3 is when the extenderbenders kicking in, when the body is roughly 15%ABV and shit hits the fan

the extenderbender when on a bit too much when she nutted her fella big time after a gallon of rum, poor sod got ten stitches, all he did was forgot save her two's.

by 6pip9 February 15, 2021

Extensional crisis

Something you have when you fail to do something easy as hell, and you feel like a piece of trash

Mom:"what did you do to the food?!"
Me:"I burnt it with a candle"
Mom:"what"

Me:"What's the meaning of life"
Mom:"oh not an extensional crisis again..."

by BoopBopBish May 29, 2021

Extension-cordaphobia

A fear of electrical extension-cord

Since the short-circuit of the extension-cord I have now extension-cordaphobia

by Ageveous June 14, 2021

Extension Cord

Not the plug, but the one who got plugged in by the plug

Hey I'm at my plugs house, still waiting tho so when he get it I'll get mine n be on the way...<cplehourslater> hey bro my plug needs a pound, he's got a rack on it and can pay the rest tomorrow when his check comes... (need I say more) HAHA yeah I can get it but I don't wanna meet that dude tho, he ain't a plug he an extension cord n I don't need no more ofem

by 509CrimeMind January 1, 2022