Noun. (pl. Eskimuffi) A cold, unused muff. When one's (female participants only) vaginal area is underused for so long it often leads to cold temperatures, thus forming an Eskimuff. This condition is most common in Elderly women, frigid girls and children not in the vacinity of a member of "The List".
"Hey nan! How's the Eskimuff?!"
"Shut it. You're so frigid you have an eskimuff"
"Be careful at school today, you best come home with a Eskimuff still or I shall be having words with Mr Glitter"
"Shut it. You're so frigid you have an eskimuff"
"Be careful at school today, you best come home with a Eskimuff still or I shall be having words with Mr Glitter"
by Not Max Biddlestone November 14, 2011
Get the Eskimuff mug.The quintessential muslim. Also the most failed terrorist in Al-Qaeda history. Does not like the idea of America, or his homeland Israel, which has been taken over by infidels. Has 3 wives, 27 children, and 2 fathers. Commonly found wearing a slightly dirty white shirt and covering black suit or winter jacket. Runs a Pakistanni restaurant even though he hails from Islamabad. Always seen wearing the signature turban which veils the silky, oily hair which has been rumored to reach down to his b-hole. Often used for sexual pleasure of his own and his many wives and their b-holes. Pronounced ER-ser-men. (Jihadist extremist)
John: White shirt, suit coat, and turban? Must be an esimran.
Tac: Better stay away, it looks dangerous.
Tac: Better stay away, it looks dangerous.
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