Emil is a boy that has a extremely big dick loves basketball I he will marry a girl named jazmin he also loves his friends
by Iheartclowes December 12, 2021
Get the Emilmug. A phenomenon characterized by a significant disruption or distraction caused by the presence or influence of an individual named Emil, resulting in a delay or neglect of important tasks or responsibilities.
The Emil effect finds its roots in colloquial usage, likely originating from personal experiences or anecdotes involving someone named Emil who frequently causes distractions or disruptions in important matters. It has gained popularity as a humorous way to explain instances of lost focus or delayed progress due to a friend or acquaintance named Emil.
Person A: "Hey, have you finished that report for the boss yet?"
Person B: "Oh no, I got hit by the Emil effect yesterday. We ended up talking all night, and I completely forgot about it!"
Person A: "Hey, have you finished that report for the boss yet?"
Person B: "Oh no, I got hit by the Emil effect yesterday. We ended up talking all night, and I completely forgot about it!"
by Undri June 11, 2023
Get the The Emil effectmug. He is a nice guy that cries a lot and games in class and does barely any work so basically bad at math
Sup Emile
by Cheetah1717 March 25, 2022
Get the Emilemug. 
an illegal immigrant who came here on leafs and sticks is a specky bastard who touches himself to hentai child porn and hits treadmill and never loses weight
by jack devine420 February 20, 2025
Get the emil flipmug. Emil Aker is a man of his wisdom, he only does what he thinks is fun. Men called Emil often attract women easily, and can get laid very fast. The definition of Aker on the other hand, often means that he will be obese and always lose in the game of Ping Pong.
by Chickenwing Ding December 12, 2016
Get the Emil Akermug. An Emil is a swedish, often euroblasian guy with a huge ego. He often helps people but does it in a way which only annoys you beacuse of his huge ego. He's fairly athletic and is not struggling with school. Emil will talk about stealing your girl but he's actually referring to him kidnapping your children.
-I slapped that bitch Emil once.
by DissapointedManWithHugePP April 14, 2020
Get the Emilmug.